So, when I'm in a house, and JJ and the realtor are droning on to each other about how great the garage is (even though the rest of the house is a lime green wallpapered hole), sometimes I like to think about movies... and how there are so many horror movies that begin with an optimistic young couple starting out in their first house....
and then....
strange things start happening... one might say.... paranormal activities....
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN......
I think something important to consider is will there be super murdery evil spirits haunting the house? Does the house have that feeling? Is it TOO historic?
Also, something I've long wondered is why, when shit starts moving around on its own, you wouldn't just put the house on the market, prominently describing its "historic charm," and GET THE HELL OUT.
Seriously people, don't try to videotape evil. The evil will win.
We are going to see two more houses on Monday. I'll let you know how it goes.
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