Friday, February 3, 2012

Our realtor

So. We have a realtor. His name is Martin. He is much nicer than our first realtor. The first day we met him, Martin showed up in an argyle sweater. I knew we were meant to work together after that. He treats me like I'm his daughter, but in a benevolent "I want what is best for you" way, not in a patronizing way. One of the best things about Martin is his last name. Continuing in the vein of not wanting to be sued by angry homeowners, whose real estate listings I may be saying unkind things about in the near future, I'll not give you his real last name.


Say Hi to Martin, everyone!

But you know that Austin Powers movie? With Felicity "Shagwell by name, Shag-very-well by reputation"... yeah... it's a name like that. Kring-hard.  But replace that first "R" with an "L" ... yeah. Kringhard by name, Kring very hard by reputation. I think it would make an excellent last name for a male role in some sort of tawdry movie.... Rock Kringhard, or Buck Kringhard, or something like that. Yeaaah. Anyway, here's to Martin! We'll be seeing him next on Monday.